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~this is the sassy police. come out with your hands on your hips~

four cats, a five year relationship, and excellent customer service with a side of learning support assistant. i have a sarcastic, puerile and somewhat sick sense of humor. nowhere near having it all figured out but what twenty three year old does? hi i'm ally - pick my nose brains?
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January 29th
17:06
one of my students arrived ten minutes late today, but as she sat down she pulled this out of her handbag and slid it across the desk to me. today they all worked really hard and it would appear the girls want a hand in planning my wedding.. i casually mentioned on monday that i wanted a big “gypsy” style dress. my students are brilliant and i actually love my job. i feel so lucky i can say that with conviction and there’s not a “but..” that follows after it. 

one of my students arrived ten minutes late today, but as she sat down she pulled this out of her handbag and slid it across the desk to me. today they all worked really hard and it would appear the girls want a hand in planning my wedding.. i casually mentioned on monday that i wanted a big “gypsy” style dress. my students are brilliant and i actually love my job. i feel so lucky i can say that with conviction and there’s not a “but..” that follows after it. 

June 3rd
15:22

watch out for snakes in the grass

May 29th
16:44

everything’s coming up milhouse. someone was sick in screen 8 but i didn’t have to deal with it oh and what’s that? sent home early aw yis

May 6th
03:44

i only just finished work an hour ago, i’m exhausted but wired and my feet and legs just wont give me a break.. mine and cameron’s shifts tomorrow got cancelled though, thank da lord coz we were making nachos til 2am (so not the one) and i’m just gonna sleep all day. however i got a hypothetical gold star for cleaning the hot dog grill to a gr8 9 10 standard and because i shouted yay teamwork. oh and i also had a chat with a lovely man about tom cruise and how wonderful he is, so swings and roundabouts~

March 29th
00:07

today went from a potentially shit day where i was working 3-11 on floor (yuck) to a better day where i was called at lunch time and told to come in at 6 for my disciplinary (which went fine i am still employed) and THEN GOT EVEN BETTER when i was told that as soon as ciaran got in at 7 i could go HOME because they didn’t need three of us on floor 

so i basically worked like a whole half an hour today it was perfect

and i have tomorrow off and i’m going for spoon’s breakfast because EMILY IS HOME 

i also have a cold but i got paid so troughs and peaks, swings and roundabouts, every cloud etc etc etc

February 6th
15:36

so in the last week, not only have i been asked to be maid of honor to my childhood best friend when she ties the knot (such a strange way to describe marriage someone pls explain)

but all those dreams where i bumped into a certain old friend and he tells me “what’s in the past is in the past” and that he still loves me and has missed me? well last night on my break at work - that actually happened and i’m still pinching myself to make sure it wasn’t just another dream

aaahhhhh life 

January 22nd
13:52

so i’m off to see leaf for a few hours before a close shift. TWO DAYS OFF THOUGH, AND OVER MY BIRTHDAY AW THAT’S NICE

January 1st
16:18

5 til close tonight

i might die

fuck anyone who goes to a late showing at the cinema

i used to be that person, now i hate that person

HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

(i also hate you if you don’t take your rubbish and spill popcorn fucking everywhere sERIOUSLY IT’S NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO KEEP IT IN THE BUCKET)

….happy new year

December 1st
23:59

well this evening was a lot nicer, we watched catwoman (what a crock of shit) jurassic park, and it was just good to see bean smiling.

November 29th
09:41

i would rather have had to get up at 7am to go on to work a full day at legoland - hotel shift included, than get into town for 11am and hang around at the job centre

fuuuuuuuck this i miss lego, hurry up march

(i am also totally not listening to that band whose name we musn’t mention, but one of them has stupid floppy hair and just fuck off ok their music is catchy and is making me feel better this morning)