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Carly Simon | You’re So Vain

happy birthday, mum. you can bet your ass i am listening to all the songs we used to love together. starting with this.

music tag, first 10 songs on shuffle etc 

tagged by the looovely wildwebber, y’all tag yoselves if you wanna do this, i aint gonna force ya nor can i be assed to remember y’all urls, it’s like 11:30pm

  1. untouchable - dmx
  2. the quiet things that no one ever knows - brand new
  3. kissing you goodbye - the used
  4. c’est pas si loin - bunny the bear
  5. calm down dearest - jamie t
  6. waves - mr probz
  7. work - iggy azalea
  8. jilly armeen - jamie t
  9. partition - beyonce
  10. this charming man - the smiths
sorry for the spam but i just really love the new forest and today was lovely. i’m away to dream of the donkeys we met today, they were so cute - three of them putting their silly donkey heads in through the car window and nibbling my arm. i want a pet donkey.

sorry for the spam but i just really love the new forest and today was lovely. i’m away to dream of the donkeys we met today, they were so cute - three of them putting their silly donkey heads in through the car window and nibbling my arm. i want a pet donkey.

today we found a rope swing in the woods, drove through a billion puddles, stopped at the sea, had a tasty pub lunch, and made friends with wild horses and donkeys in the new forest. so much excitement for one day!

today we found a rope swing in the woods, drove through a billion puddles, stopped at the sea, had a tasty pub lunch, and made friends with wild horses and donkeys in the new forest. so much excitement for one day!

cute little pond we stopped at for ages yesterday. there were lots of swimming dogs.

cute little pond we stopped at for ages yesterday. there were lots of swimming dogs.

got my hair did saturday, the undercut is back in business because hearing that it makes me look ‘agressive’ (lol it really doesn’t) gives me energy (also my roots look terrible here but i promise they also got did and they don’t look as bad irl)
me and leaf are going to zumba tomorrow, i can hear my body screaming at me already because i will be SO POOPED but it’s gonna be our weekly date night so that’s EXCITING and then butthead is back from china 10pm GMT so that’s even MORE EXCITING 
my contract at work has been renewed until july 2015 so i’m a little less panicky and anxious in that i love my job and it’s safe for another year yasssssss
and that’s p much it 

got my hair did saturday, the undercut is back in business because hearing that it makes me look ‘agressive’ (lol it really doesn’t) gives me energy (also my roots look terrible here but i promise they also got did and they don’t look as bad irl)

me and leaf are going to zumba tomorrow, i can hear my body screaming at me already because i will be SO POOPED but it’s gonna be our weekly date night so that’s EXCITING and then butthead is back from china 10pm GMT so that’s even MORE EXCITING 

my contract at work has been renewed until july 2015 so i’m a little less panicky and anxious in that i love my job and it’s safe for another year yasssssss

and that’s p much it 

one of my students arrived ten minutes late today, but as she sat down she pulled this out of her handbag and slid it across the desk to me. today they all worked really hard and it would appear the girls want a hand in planning my wedding.. i casually mentioned on monday that i wanted a big “gypsy” style dress. my students are brilliant and i actually love my job. i feel so lucky i can say that with conviction and there’s not a “but..” that follows after it. 

one of my students arrived ten minutes late today, but as she sat down she pulled this out of her handbag and slid it across the desk to me. today they all worked really hard and it would appear the girls want a hand in planning my wedding.. i casually mentioned on monday that i wanted a big “gypsy” style dress. my students are brilliant and i actually love my job. i feel so lucky i can say that with conviction and there’s not a “but..” that follows after it. 

watch out for snakes in the grass

everything’s coming up milhouse. someone was sick in screen 8 but i didn’t have to deal with it oh and what’s that? sent home early aw yis

i only just finished work an hour ago, i’m exhausted but wired and my feet and legs just wont give me a break.. mine and cameron’s shifts tomorrow got cancelled though, thank da lord coz we were making nachos til 2am (so not the one) and i’m just gonna sleep all day. however i got a hypothetical gold star for cleaning the hot dog grill to a gr8 9 10 standard and because i shouted yay teamwork. oh and i also had a chat with a lovely man about tom cruise and how wonderful he is, so swings and roundabouts~