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cute little pond we stopped at for ages yesterday. there were lots of swimming dogs.

cute little pond we stopped at for ages yesterday. there were lots of swimming dogs.

got my hair did saturday, the undercut is back in business because hearing that it makes me look ‘agressive’ (lol it really doesn’t) gives me energy (also my roots look terrible here but i promise they also got did and they don’t look as bad irl)
me and leaf are going to zumba tomorrow, i can hear my body screaming at me already because i will be SO POOPED but it’s gonna be our weekly date night so that’s EXCITING and then butthead is back from china 10pm GMT so that’s even MORE EXCITING 
my contract at work has been renewed until july 2015 so i’m a little less panicky and anxious in that i love my job and it’s safe for another year yasssssss
and that’s p much it 

got my hair did saturday, the undercut is back in business because hearing that it makes me look ‘agressive’ (lol it really doesn’t) gives me energy (also my roots look terrible here but i promise they also got did and they don’t look as bad irl)

me and leaf are going to zumba tomorrow, i can hear my body screaming at me already because i will be SO POOPED but it’s gonna be our weekly date night so that’s EXCITING and then butthead is back from china 10pm GMT so that’s even MORE EXCITING 

my contract at work has been renewed until july 2015 so i’m a little less panicky and anxious in that i love my job and it’s safe for another year yasssssss

and that’s p much it 

one of my students arrived ten minutes late today, but as she sat down she pulled this out of her handbag and slid it across the desk to me. today they all worked really hard and it would appear the girls want a hand in planning my wedding.. i casually mentioned on monday that i wanted a big “gypsy” style dress. my students are brilliant and i actually love my job. i feel so lucky i can say that with conviction and there’s not a “but..” that follows after it. 

one of my students arrived ten minutes late today, but as she sat down she pulled this out of her handbag and slid it across the desk to me. today they all worked really hard and it would appear the girls want a hand in planning my wedding.. i casually mentioned on monday that i wanted a big “gypsy” style dress. my students are brilliant and i actually love my job. i feel so lucky i can say that with conviction and there’s not a “but..” that follows after it. 

watch out for snakes in the grass

everything’s coming up milhouse. someone was sick in screen 8 but i didn’t have to deal with it oh and what’s that? sent home early aw yis

i only just finished work an hour ago, i’m exhausted but wired and my feet and legs just wont give me a break.. mine and cameron’s shifts tomorrow got cancelled though, thank da lord coz we were making nachos til 2am (so not the one) and i’m just gonna sleep all day. however i got a hypothetical gold star for cleaning the hot dog grill to a gr8 9 10 standard and because i shouted yay teamwork. oh and i also had a chat with a lovely man about tom cruise and how wonderful he is, so swings and roundabouts~

today went from a potentially shit day where i was working 3-11 on floor (yuck) to a better day where i was called at lunch time and told to come in at 6 for my disciplinary (which went fine i am still employed) and THEN GOT EVEN BETTER when i was told that as soon as ciaran got in at 7 i could go HOME because they didn’t need three of us on floor 

so i basically worked like a whole half an hour today it was perfect

and i have tomorrow off and i’m going for spoon’s breakfast because EMILY IS HOME 

i also have a cold but i got paid so troughs and peaks, swings and roundabouts, every cloud etc etc etc

so in the last week, not only have i been asked to be maid of honor to my childhood best friend when she ties the knot (such a strange way to describe marriage someone pls explain)

but all those dreams where i bumped into a certain old friend and he tells me “what’s in the past is in the past” and that he still loves me and has missed me? well last night on my break at work - that actually happened and i’m still pinching myself to make sure it wasn’t just another dream

aaahhhhh life 

so i’m off to see leaf for a few hours before a close shift. TWO DAYS OFF THOUGH, AND OVER MY BIRTHDAY AW THAT’S NICE

5 til close tonight

i might die

fuck anyone who goes to a late showing at the cinema

i used to be that person, now i hate that person

HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

(i also hate you if you don’t take your rubbish and spill popcorn fucking everywhere sERIOUSLY IT’S NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO KEEP IT IN THE BUCKET)

….happy new year