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this happened today. carding mill valley is so pretty, and there were so many cute dogs, and i had an ice lolly (a twister, i know you’re all wondering) and ugh it was lovely :)

this happened today. carding mill valley is so pretty, and there were so many cute dogs, and i had an ice lolly (a twister, i know you’re all wondering) and ugh it was lovely :)