~this is the sassy police. come out with your hands on your hips~
four cats, a five year relationship, and excellent customer service with a side of learning support assistant. i have a sarcastic, puerile and somewhat sick sense of humor. nowhere near having it all figured out but what twenty three year old does? hi i'm ally - pick my
just a little leaf appreciation. she wont get to read it, but i fuckin’ love dis bitch. (not so) recent events have bought us back to how we used to be and i genuinely look forward to our sweet hangs (on a fucking weekly basis man) and all the gossip and silliness we get up to. she’s such a faggot ugh perfick
sometimes who am i kidding, most of the time k-fap (who got her name for THIS VERY REASON) will reblob my stuff with a naughty gif. sometimes she forgets, but then makes it up to me with A+ material. kudos k-fap.