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GOD DAMN IT

GOD DAMN IT

today we found a rope swing in the woods, drove through a billion puddles, stopped at the sea, had a tasty pub lunch, and made friends with wild horses and donkeys in the new forest. so much excitement for one day!

today we found a rope swing in the woods, drove through a billion puddles, stopped at the sea, had a tasty pub lunch, and made friends with wild horses and donkeys in the new forest. so much excitement for one day!

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so many photos, so many snapchats, no apologies

as far as birthdays go, if you’re my best friend, i will photoshop you something ridiculous. isn’t nippletoes a lucky little bastard.

(freddy got fingered, basic instinct/the beaver, never-ending story, insidious, alien, the shining)




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I hate you :(




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never thought i’d google that.

never thought i’d google that.




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