русская литература
are you hopeful or just gullible?
~this is the sassy police. come out with your hands on your hips~

four cats, a five year relationship, and excellent customer service with a side of learning support assistant. i have a sarcastic, puerile and somewhat sick sense of humor. nowhere near having it all figured out but what twenty three year old does? hi i'm ally - pick my nose brains?
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March 13th
20:59
Via
February 22nd
15:03

so many photos, so many snapchats, no apologies

June 19th
00:28

as far as birthdays go, if you’re my best friend, i will photoshop you something ridiculous. isn’t nippletoes a lucky little bastard.

(freddy got fingered, basic instinct/the beaver, never-ending story, insidious, alien, the shining)

March 3rd
22:50
Via
February 10th
19:19

loveisadeathtrap replied to your photo

I hate you :(

17:41
February 7th
20:27
never thought i’d google that.

never thought i’d google that.

February 3rd
14:27
"i’ll have to crop my forehead out""no no it’s fine we’ll just do this see look"

"i’ll have to crop my forehead out"
"no no it’s fine we’ll just do this see look"

January 21st
16:55
Via
  • Lucy: David, what does your poo smell like?
  • Captain: .......for god's sake.
16:50
Via
russianliterature:

stylin’.

just a little leaf appreciation. she wont get to read it, but i fuckin’ love dis bitch. (not so) recent events have bought us back to how we used to be and i genuinely look forward to our sweet hangs (on a fucking weekly basis man) and all the gossip and silliness we get up to. she’s such a faggot ugh perfick

russianliterature:

stylin’.

just a little leaf appreciation. she wont get to read it, but i fuckin’ love dis bitch. (not so) recent events have bought us back to how we used to be and i genuinely look forward to our sweet hangs (on a fucking weekly basis man) and all the gossip and silliness we get up to. she’s such a faggot ugh perfick