русская литература
are you hopeful or just gullible?

i'm big in japan!
word. i'm ally. there's nothing russian about me. also probably not as big in japan as i'd like to think. i'm an internet detective. i'm a twenty-something OAP, i'm screaming at my tv. i have an internet alter ego, his name is CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK. i like the color green, the film 'step brothers' and this one time, i hugged mc chris. twice. keith lemon is bang tidy, i want a piggyback from greg davies, and i want to be what's in angelos epithemiou's bag. i love alton towers and theme parks in general. sloths make me cry. lucymissedtheboat is the brennan to my dale. pick my nose brains.
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originally themed by max davis
modified by myself

lucymissedtheboat replied to your post: just been informed by my wonderful brother that i used to be called CBB

Like x1m.

if you dare start calling me CBB, i will forever refer to you as dildoking.

i am aware this isn’t really that good of a threat as you’d probably love to be nicknamed dildoking, but i can’t think of a name that is embarrassing from your childhood so i’ll have to have a pow~wow with captain. fuck you, thats why.

i miss your face.


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tagged as: lucymissedtheboat. bffl.