pportionsforfoxes: Hey Ally, this is what my... - are you hopeful or just gullible?

i'm big in japan!

word. i'm ally. there's nothing russian about me. also probably not as big in japan as i'd like to think. i'm an internet detective. i'm a twenty-something OAP, i'm screaming at my tv. i have an internet alter ego, his name is CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK. i like the color green, the film 'step brothers' and this one time, i hugged mc chris. twice. keith lemon is bang tidy, i want a piggyback from greg davies, and i want to be what's in angelos epithemiou's bag. i love alton towers and theme parks in general. sloths make me cry. lucymissedtheboat is the brennan to my dale. pick my ~~nose~~ brains.

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originally themed by max davis
modified by myself

pportionsforfoxes:

Hey Ally, this is what my face looks like when I talk to you (p.s you better be snooping about online or I’ll smack you)

baby let me love you down
there’s so many ways to love you
baby i can break you down
there’s so many ways to love you

i mean like, oh my gosh i’m so in love
i found you finally, it make me want to say

oh, oh , oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my gosh

i fell in love with shawty when i seen her on the dance floor,
she was dancing sexy,
pop, pop, popping, dropping, dropping low,
never ever has a lady hit me on the first sight,
this was something special, this was just like dynamite,
honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow,
honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow

tagged as: pportionsforfuckses. omg i love u.

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