January 2012
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when a cat gets into the school playground, and then into a classroom, and the teacher being allergic, i, as the crazy cat lady have to swoop to the rescue, then walk through the playground with a line of children trailing me, like the pied piper, all trying to see the cat.
happy friday!
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ccardboardcityy:
you know you’re going somewhere in the world when Ally tags you as ‘bffl’
yay
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lucymissedtheboat replied to your photo: so this just happened
NICE GIMPING, GIMP.
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butiloveyouinyourfuck-mepumps asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLY!!!!!!
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ccardboardcityy:
Happy 22nd to my favourite fuckface ally! I love you, cuntflap
#oap oap oap
i love you too, monkeybollocks.
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lucymissedtheboat replied to your post: just been informed by my wonderful brother that i used to be called CBB
Like x1m.
if you dare start calling me CBB, i will forever refer to you as dildoking.
i am aware this isn’t really that good of a threat as you’d probably love to be nicknamed dildoking, but i can’t think of a name that is embarrassing from your childhood so...
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just been informed by my wonderful brother that i...
carboot baby
scootyshabooty:
okay okay hey Steve hey I have a joke okay
I have a joke okay listen now listen
what do you get— Steve listen Steve okay what
What do you get when two eels— Steve
What do you get when two eels fall in love
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A MORAY
Shut the fuck up jeff.
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ONE OF MY FAVORITE INTERNET PAGES →
lol stalker alert xo
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this weekends diet has mainly consisted of jelly, milkshakes, and trifle. with a little bit of soup. add a dash of self pity, some painkillers, antibiotics and lots of naps..
fuckin dentists man
but i was high as a kite as they ripped my teeth out so it’s all good
just want my face to hurry up and stop looking like a chipmunk and my gums to heal up so I CAN SMOKE AND EAT ALL THE FOOD
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ccardboardcityy:
i just glued a false eyelash to my upper lip and walked around my kitchen shouting “auf weidersein motherfucker” what is wronG WITH ME
omg meg
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i've discovered the true reason for fan mail
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MEGAN
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