just casj thinkin’ ‘bout pportionsforfuckses and my hair got a boner
awkward
i'm big in japan!
word. i'm ally. there's nothing russian about me. also probably not as big in japan as i'd like to think. i'm an internet detective. i'm a twenty-something OAP, i'm screaming at my tv. i have an internet alter ego, his name is CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK. i like the color green, the film 'step brothers' and this one time, i hugged mc chris. twice.
keith lemon is bang tidy, i want a piggyback from greg davies, and i want to be what's in angelos epithemiou's bag. i love alton towers and theme parks in general. sloths make me cry. lucymissedtheboat is the brennan to my dale. pick my nose brains.
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I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW THAT THIS SHIT WILL BE GOING DOWWWWWN ON THURSDAY
i can’t wait for this shit to happen again fuck i miss her face and everything about her and she’s gonna make me look like a real girl and i’m so excited waaaaaaa hurry up half term
when a cat gets into the school playground, and then into a classroom, and the teacher being allergic, i, as the crazy cat lady have to swoop to the rescue, then walk through the playground with a line of children trailing me, like the pied piper, all trying to see the cat.
happy friday!
∞so i went to canterbury and the beach with the boy and emily for my before-birthday and then i cut my fringe too short, and went out for posh food on my actual birthday. and friday is pubtime funtime!
the person you’re in love with isn’t obligated to love you back, and the person they choose to be in a relationship with isn’t a “fucking whore” simply because your crush chose them instead of you.
get a grip.
∞you know you’re going somewhere in the world when Ally tags you as ‘bffl’
yay
take a picture of yourself, looks alright on the camera screen, upload it to tumblr, look like the iguana out of the rescuers down under.
i want to rub my face on your face
can i
